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Funny Shotgun Birthday

This birthday e-card starts off with the camera focused on the bottom of an arm chair and blood is dripping off the side of it and collecting in a pool at the bottom of it. The camera zooms out and you see a decapitated torso of a lady sitting in the chair still holding a cup of tea. There are big blood splatters on the back of the wall. Sitting next to them is a married couple and the man is holding a shotgun (wrapping and box are on the floor). The wife looks very angry and text appears saying "safety catch my arse I know you hate my mother". Obviously the father has accidentally on purpose blown off the head of his mother in law. The card really works well and always makes me smile and I think it might be due to the fact that the father has his legs crossed in a seemingly natural yet unnatural way!

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