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Tongue & Cheek (Our Fav.) Scared Slag

This e-card starts off with a picture of a slightly tubby looking hooker standing on a street corner smoking a cigarette waiting for some trade. The shadow of an object approaching comes into view round the corner and it is of a very large penis. The hooker looks startled, screams and drops her cigarette. The camera zooms out and you see a bald man walking along holding two bags of shopping and his outline casts the shadow. This is a bit of fun and works very well as an e-card.

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