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His Birthday Bithday Kite

This birthday e-card starts off with a man standing on a hill flying a kite. Text appears saying "having sex at your age is like flying a kite...". The kite then falls to the floor and the text says "its still fun but you don’t know how long it is going to stay up!" Happy Birthday then appears. This is a of a bit rude e-card but quite funny if you send it to an older friend.

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