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Her Birthday Birthday Advice

This Birthday e-card starts off with a picture of a gerbil looking goofy and text appears above him saying "It is worth remembering that as you get older that to lead a good life you will need plenty of exercise". The gerbil then appears in a sweatband and walkman and starts hopping on the spot- as if he was going running. Text then appears saying "and you will need lots of healthy food". Lots of fruit then fall from the sky in front of him. Text then appears saying "but to lead a happy life you will need lots of booze". All the fruit then turns into alcohol bottles and text then appears saying "and lots of kinky sex!". The gerbil is then dressed all of a sudden in a PVC gimp suit! This is quite a fun birthday e-card and it is very popular and due to it being fairly long it always goes down well.

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